WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
38%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Trevor B 5:48 Wed May 3
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HH in ten?

Northern Sold 5:46 Wed May 3
Re: Sentences which tell you the person speaking is a cunt.
Hi Barman..... my name is Cough.... can I have half of light and bitter please....

Far Cough 5:45 Wed May 3
Re: Sentences which tell you the person speaking is a cunt.
My name is Northern Sold, I don't have any mates, can I be your friend?

Sven Roeder 5:43 Wed May 3
Re: Sentences which tell you the person speaking is a cunt.
I'm not trying to be funny but .....

Northern Sold 5:41 Wed May 3
Re: Sentences which tell you the person speaking is a cunt.
Old schoolmate of mine that joined the army we all used to think was dropped on his head as a nipper... he would manage to get the words `TYPE THING' in every sentence...

"Yeah so I said to her Type Thing... "

"Yeah so I got the ball Type thing... and ..."

"Fucking hell that was a right laugh... Type Thing... yeah and...."

All... the ... fuckin'... time.... type... thing....

Bernie 5:34 Wed May 3
Re: Sentences which tell you the person speaking is a cunt.
People that begin sentences with

Yeah, no

MAKE YOUR FUCKING MIND UP

Northern Sold 5:33 Wed May 3
Re: Sentences which tell you the person speaking is a cunt.
Anyone that changes football clubs names and tries to be funny... but fails... for example


Manure (Manchester United FC)

Tottscum/Spuds (Tottenham Hotspur FC)

Chelski (Chelsea FC)

Millwank (Millwall FC)

All very childish and cunty...

goose 5:24 Wed May 3
Re: Sentences which tell you the person speaking is a cunt.
anytime comma posts on a football thread.

Trevor B 5:06 Wed May 3
Re: Sentences which tell you the person speaking is a cunt.
Yeah, you kinda missed my point.

les marteaux 5:01 Wed May 3
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Trevor B 4:13 Wed May 3

I have no problem with Americans saying mom, schoolyard, sidewalk, Hi guys etc. my problem is when English people use these words.

Pee Wee 4:21 Wed May 3
Re: Sentences which tell you the person speaking is a cunt.
what has this got to got to do with West Ham?

BubblesCyprus 4:17 Wed May 3
Re: Sentences which tell you the person speaking is a cunt.
''At the end of the day'' IS F@@KING NIGHT ALWAYS HAS BEEN ALWAYS WILL BE SO WHY KEEP SAYING''At the end of the day''

Rant Over

Trevor B 4:13 Wed May 3
Re: Sentences which tell you the person speaking is a cunt.
Wouldn't 'mom' tell you that you were speaking to an American, rather than a cu.....oh, hang on.

les marteaux 4:12 Wed May 3
Re: Sentences which tell you the person speaking is a cunt.
Referring to Gold and Sullivan as Berks
Anyways
Spelling Mum as Mom
One bloke on here actually referred to the school playground as the schoolyard. Absolute cunt.

BRANDED 10:46 Tue Mar 14
Re: Sentences which tell you the person speaking is a cunt.
You seem to communicate with odd people Mim

Stranded 10:45 Tue Mar 14
Re: Sentences which tell you the person speaking is a cunt.
mim. I've never seen it, but maybe that's the origin? Whoever coined it deserves a slow and painful death, that much is for certain.

mashed in maryland 10:42 Tue Mar 14
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Stranded 10:33 Tue Mar 14

When I first heard "reach out" it was in MTV's Catfish, then it seemed to catch on in real life. Every fucker with an iPad and a frappe uses the phrase now.

Krap not Pu 10:40 Tue Mar 14
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actually spot on

mashed in maryland 10:39 Tue Mar 14
Re: Sentences which tell you the person speaking is a cunt.
Insults like "cockwomble" and "bufflecunt" or "cockwaffling bumblecunt" etc when used by middle aged people on social media just scream nonce.

Also "barsteward" as a replacement of bastard.

People using them probably think they're the apex of sweary humour and wit.

Stranded 10:33 Tue Mar 14
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mashed in maryland 1:23

mim. When I first heard it, a few years back, it seemed to be the sole preserve of people working in film and music. And was used in a nauseating, faux-submissive way when talking about how they came to get someone more famous involved with their latest ‘project.’ *

e.g. ‘We we’re at our wits end. I mean, WHO could possibly live up to the vision we had of the character? And just as we were about to contact the producer and say sorry, we’re going to have to call the whole thing off, Hilary, and it’s always Hilary at times like these, said “Come on guys, I know we’re all thinking the same thing here. Why don’t we just ask him? It’s all or nothing now, so what have we got to lose?” And we all looked at each other and just KNEW that she was right. He’d always been who we really wanted, but it seemed crazy to thing he’d ever agree. But later that day we REACHED OUT to Sir Ben, and well… he was just AMAZING, So generous with his time and his incredible wealth of talent, and not at all how you imagine someone of his legendary status would be. I don’t know if you can make someone a Sir twice, but in Sir Ben’s case, they really should. ‘

After that, the sickly mixture of fake modesty and showy reverence was far too potent to resist, and it was adopted by the rich and famous the world over. These days Hollywood directors ‘reach out’ to best-selling rappers to provide a theme tune for their next film.



*’project’ should be on this list, too. Yet more cunt-speak.

Trevor B 10:24 Tue Mar 14
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Krap

He's not wrong though....

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